Astoria's Intro

About me: Well, I am Astoria Greengrass. Im a Slytherin, and im Pureblooded. Im not that prejudiced as other purebloods though. I was born January 28, 1982.

Favourite food: I like anything Italian.

Favourite Colour: Green. (Duh.) And dark purple.

My relative is Daphne Greengrass, my amazing sista. well. Ihave many more relatives, what with me being Pure Blooded and everything. we would be here for a while if I tried to name them all. Scorpius Malfoy is my son, and his father is Draco Malfoy, my wonderful

boyfriend.

On UW, when i first came, I was a bit strange. I guess because of my strangeness that people thought I was Cho. But im not. I swear. Anyways, Ive made some awesome friends on UW :D I dont know what else to write.. so Ill just go for now. Bye!

Ginny's Introduction

Hey. I'm not really used to blogging, so excuse me if it comes across as awkward, but here I am. Ginny Weasley.

Favorite Movie: Mean Girls. Its one of the few muggle movies I understand.

Favorite Book: Twilight is good, but they portray vampires ALL wrong.

Favorite Band: The Remus Lupins, that muggle guy is H-O-T HOT!

Favorite Color: I like lavender.

Nicknames: Gin-gin, Ginnay, and Ginevra the Castrater

I have six brothers. It's a pain in the arse.

So, you may think I'm with Harry. I mean, that was kind of the WHOLE POINT of my character, but as of aboot a month ago, that isn't true. I am now married to Hermione Granger-Weasley. :) We're very happy together.

This may seem sudden. That's because it was. A game of Truth or Dare went very, very, wrong...and very, VERY right. We were hitched within 24 hours. Its been amazing.

Some more stuff you should know aboot me: I have three kids. Well, actually six. Three (Lily Luna, James, and Albus) are from another dimension. The other three are from times I've been raped since joining UW. There names are Zefronino (who I don't have custody of, rape child of Sraco), Wednesday (who was conceived after Cho possessed me and made me rape poor Remy), and Farienheit Rauuschenburg (who is still in my belly, conceived after Greyback raped me). Greyback was immediately castrated by yours truly.

Anywho, I'm one of the original roleplayers on UC, and I'm now one of the four admin. I also run a feminist movement, and am a proud Mary/Canon Sue!

Teddy is getting sick and tired of all of this!

Okay. I get it. You like making fun of dad. But PLEASE stop talking about his er...personal life with Sirius! I don't want to hear about Oreos. I don't want to hear about what happens on the stupid motorcycle. Lily: I don't need "The Talk." (dad that was the "you know what" she mentioned earlier.) Oh, and I don't care how well written, addicting or whatever else you say they are, stop sending me links to dad/Sirus slash fics. -_-
Dad, I know that after you read this you're going to start blaming everyone else, but you do it too.
AND I'm incredibly mad at whomever asked dad to ask me what my sexual preferences were. >.<

I just really do NOT want to hear about it anymore. If you're gonna talk about it please warn me first so I can go...somewhere else. :/

Rant over.

They fought!

Okay, so today I was bored. Lilay told me I should blog but I had to go. So when I came back and was thinking of topics. Everyone started saying I should blog about them. I got fed up and yelled I would write about Quidditch. ^__^ I am such a liar. It's the Slytherin in me. Anyway, I got bored and decided to write about Draph (FAIL I MEANT DAPH but I want to leave it in there. It's funny) and Stori Greengrass.

Meh. I don't like blogging but I have nothing to do until Lilay goes home, Daph can skype, and Harry gets on. So. Stori I think was one of the first people I met on UW other than Remmie (WHO IS A SOFTIE) and Dra. She nicknamed me Ace because she is a lazy ass. She was too lazy to type out Trace. Rem says we seem like we have really bonded. She is who I am closest to on UW and I know I can trust her.

As for Daph... I think i might hold off on this. I love her to death (AS A FRANNNND DRA) as I do everyone. I haven't talked to her much because I was MIA because of school a while after she joined. When I did talk to her she made me laugh. Everyone does. UW members are amusing people. I am really excited to talk to her on skype :D She said soon 'cause people were a-lurking at her door.

ANYWAY. I love both the Greengrasses to death. They are practiaclly my sistas. They are the best. I am having trouble finishing up this last paragraph. Should i just say random words? Nahh. THEY- sorry. They both like pygmy puffs? Whatever. BYE

Why Remus Hates The Cycle

I don't get why everyone likes the bike.

I have had to put up with that blasted motorbike for more than 14 years, and never once have I seen anything "wicked" about it. Actually, I have, if we're using wicked in the older sense of DEMONIC.

The bike is EVIL. It truly is Satanic. For example, it's illegal. There is literally a law saying that Sirius' hunk of flying metal is a no-no. Another reason to hate it: I, being the extreme rulelover that I am, will not stand for this blatant disregard for the laws. It's... well, it's UNLAWFUL.

Second of all, do you know what his favorite thing to do is on that bike? Well, YES, THAT, but we don't need to go into that *blushes*... No. What I meant is he likes to chase birds. Now, that's not new for him; he loves to bark at those god-damn pigeons. But it's different on the bike. It's unjust to chase birds while on the cycle; What if he hits one? Then, the poor helpless little avian will fall to its death. Not a fun OR HUMANE way to go.

Another HORRIBLE thing about the bike: it's just another booster to Sirius' ego. I mean, he thinks he's sooooo hot sitting on that bike, hair falling in his face, most likely shirtless, a leg propped up on the bike's smooth, shiny metal, that cocking grin on his face, probably wearing some sort of tight pants.... Mmmmm.... that's hot...

WAIT. NO. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

*sigh* Okay, I see what some people mean when they say motorbikes are hot. But that does NOT mean I like the bike. Nope. Nuh-uh. No matter how many dirty things we do on that bike, I shall never prefer to keep that bike over getting rid of it. Never. Nope.

Colin Creevey's Introduction

About Me:

Hey y'all! I'm Colin Creevey. I was born on a nonspecific day in 1981, (thanks for caring about me, JKR) to a milkman without a name and I ASSUME that I had a mother, due to the fact that I exist, but she's never even slightly mentioned. Even on the HP wiki. Jeez.
I died in the battle of Hogwarts just like 90% of the characters, so I'm permanently stuck at 16. Actually, you know what, screw it. I've decided that my birthday was early enough that I at least got to be 17 and of age.
Also, I'm totally not bitter about the fact that on harrypotterfanfiction.com you can't even SEARCH for a story with Colin Creevey in it because APPARENTLY I'm less important than Dudley, Mrs. Figg, Dumbledore's Mom, Bathilda Bagshot, and Filch. To name a few characters that I'm slightly offended beat me out in importance. *Grumbles at lack of Colin fancfiction*

Random facts about me:

Favorite food: Jello. Definitely Jello.
Favorite Color: Griffindor Red
Relatives: Well, I HAVE a brother, Dennis Creevey, but nobody is roleplaying him yet. ANd I have a fiancee, Angelina Johnson! (I love you!)

Background:

Hmm, a lot has happened to me on UW.... Well, when I first got on the site, I became involved with Astoria Greengrass, who then left me for her current boyfriend Draco Malfoy. A little while later, I hooked up with Angelina Johnson (literally. In the chatroom. We got yelled at, a lot.) which progressed into an actual relationship. I recently proposed to her and we are now engaged. We....pretty much have nothing planned yet for the wedding, but I'm sure that'll all happen eventually.
That's it as far as relationships go. Draco hates me, but we've been getting along better recently.
Oh, it came out that Colin has recieved medical training from Madame Pomfrey starting in his second year. I mostly just made that up because I wanted an excuse to be able to help people.

To UW

Besides the little requirements posted to get you to actually stay on the blog, don't forget you can post anything you'd like (as long as it has to do with your character). Rant about whatever you need, write about something happening soon, et cetera. Happy Posting <3

Trace's Indroduction!

About Me

I am Trace Davis. I was born sometime in 1980.... I'll just say May 6th. Okay I was born May 6th, 1980. I was sorted into Slytherin house at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I grew up with Pureblood parents. I was a part of Pansy Parkinson's little gang of girls at school. I grew up to become an Auror. Yay! I also think I'm like 29 or 30..... Oh well.

Some Random Things About Your Character

Fav Colour- Purple, blue, and green (duh)

Fav Animal- Flobberworms! They are so cute

Fav Food- Hmm.... Candy... But I also love Japanese Food

Fav Song- Beth by the Glee cast or Hello Brooklyn by All Time Low

Relatives- My parents.....

Background

On UW I found that I enjoy annoying Harry with Dra and Rem after Dra put a stick up Harry arse and he danced the Time Warp all while ignoring us. I am not married nor am I preggers. Hmm i get so used to being called Tracey, Trace, Tra, etc that I sometimes don't respond to my real name. Meh I don't have much background on UW but I am hoping I'll be on more to get background. YAY. Or something.

McGonagall's Introduction

About Me: Well, my dear muggles, I was the transfiguration teacher at the wizarding school, Hogwarts, and then the Headmaster. I was in Gryffindor myself. *beams* But I'm retired now. And that's about all you need to know about my personal life, thank you very much.

Random Information:

Favorite color: Navy

Favorite food: Cookies. I like sugar cookies best. ^_^

Favorite type of music: Jazz and classical

Hobbies: Reading, dancing, and bungee jumping

Background: I'm pretty much the same. A little less strict and a little more Green-Day-loving, but still the same.

Voldemort's Intro

About Me

I'm Voldemort, also known as Tom Riddle. I was born on December 31, 1926 in the muggle orphanage where I grew up. I later started at Hogwarts as a first year in 1938, was sorted into Slytherin and was very successful, winning over most of my teachers quickly (Except for Dumbledore). I became a Prefect, then Head Boy. It was me who opened the Chamber of Secrets at age sixteen. I successfully created multiple horcruxes, and was at the peak of my career when one night I went to kill Harry Potter and lost all of my powers. However, I later returned to power, then set out to rule the world and kill the Potter boy. I was clearly unsuccessful, as I died on May 2, 1998.

Some random things about your character (as in, favorite food, favorite color, relatives)

A little-known fact about me is that my favorite food is Italian. My favorite color is green, and I have no known existing relatives, except for very distant ones, mainly Pureblood. I can also talk to snakes.

Background. What's happened to your character since you've registered on UW?

Since I've registered on UW, I have gotten my anger more in check, although that can be hard at times. The worst was when an impostor (screen name Tom Riddle) joined up and irritated the hell out of me. I am currently seeing Bellatrix Lestrange, and even killed her husband to do so. I do, however, have some 'commitment issues' so don't expect wedding bells anytime soon.

Intro To Lily Luna Potter

A Small About Me:
Hello. So, I'm Lily Luna Potter, and I was born on September 1, 2008 so that makes me two year old. My mum is Ginny Potter and my dad is Harry Potter. I do not attend Hogwarts seeing as I am two.

Some random things about your character:
Fave Colour: Blue
Relatives: Ginny (Mum), Harry (Dad), Lily (Grandma), James (Grandpa) I DO have two older borthers, but no one RP's them, so I have no one else *sighs*

Background. What's happened to your character since you've registered on UW:
Since there is nothign really mentioned about Lily Luna Potter except that she takes after Lily Evans Potter (but doesn't have Lily's eyes *pouts at this*) nothing is really said about her.

*Just for Daphne Greengrass: GOO GOO GAGA*

An Introduction to Remus Lupin

A Small About Me:

Uh, well, I was a teenage werewolf who attended Hogwarts in the 70s with my best friends James and Lily, and my best-friend-turned-lover Sirius. We joined The Order, and... yes, well, several years later, after 12 year, I took a teaching job at the school and Sirius escaped prison. After discovering his innocence, we spent a year apart until Dumbledore advised he stayed at my house to reinstate the Order, when we rekindled are relationship. A year spent fighting the Death Eaters, and then... I was alone. I don't really remember the two years after that. It's all kind of... hazy... But somehow, I ended up married to Tonks and having a son, then dying, to be with my wonderful Sirius.

Random:

Favorite color: Tawny

Favorite food: Chocolate, closely followed by steak

Favorite song: Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran; Sirius and I would listen to it late at night at Grimmauld Place during the Second War.

Least favorite saying: "liquid topaz eyes" (Yeah, right, Bella...)

My relatives include my parents, my son, Teddy, and my lover, Sirius.

Background:

Ah, well, not much has really changed. Sirius and I got married, because heaven has no prejudice, luckily. But, besides, that, I'm still pretty much the same, lovable me. Oh, dear. Did I really just say that? Shoot. Sirius' ego is rubbing off on me...

Draco's Introduction

About Me:

I'm Draco Malfoy, and I was born June 5th, 1980, to Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. I began to attend Hogwarts in the year 1991 (however, I would've preferred Durmstrang), and I was sorted into Slytherin almost immediately. My "acquantinces" were Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle, and my on and off girlfriend was Pansy Parkinson...however, despite her affluency, she wasn't the most entertaining person. I cheated on her with my current girlfriend, Astoria Greengrass. Astoria and I have a son, Scorpius, who inherited my light blonde hair.

Random Facts:

Favorite food: ...I don't have one.

Favorite color: Green, of course.

Relatives: Lucius, Narcissa, ...Bellatrix, and others. I have a large extended family of pureblood wizards.

Background:

On UW, I have developed a horrible sex addiction, which I am slowly getting over with therapy. I also have had many horrible encounters with Cho Chang, who has made me fear the color lime green. I am quite flirtacious, and I really enjoy licking and winking at people.

Meeting Angelina Johnson!

Angelina is in the hizzouse! I attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the full 7 years that are recommended. In that time I dated BOTH Weasley twins, Fred and George. George and I ended up married and divorced with two children, Fred the second and Roxanne. George ended up with the children through the divorce since, after all, I was a single woman living on my own! After a year or so of being divorced from George I started talking with Colin Creevey, a single, good looking photographer looking for love! We talked for a while, which led to parties together which led to dating, which led to many 'I love you's' which eventually led to him proposing. We're a happy-go-lucky couple who don't like to plan much so many wedding details are in the works but I'll definitely keep you posted!

Some random facts about me: My favorite color is light blue. My favorite food is probably any kind of cheesecake ^_^ my favorite family member... I can't choose just one! I love all of my family, biological or honorary! My favorite subject in school was Potions... I know, I was a bit of a geek!

<--- That's me(:

This is just my introduction to the Wizarding Blogging world so this will be all for now so deuces, I love you all ^__^

Daphne's Introduction

A little bit about myself:
I'm Daphne Ophelia Greengrass. My middle name was decided on UW when I wanted my initials to be DOG. I was born June 3, 1980, making me 30 years old. I feel old. Anyway. I, of course, went to Hogwarts in 1991 as a first year, and was sorted into the Slytherin house. I have a little sister, Astoria. I'm pureblooded, through and through. I am friends with Pansy Parkinson and company. I like to read, play piano,

Random:
Favorite food: Pumpkin Pastries <3 and sushi.
Favorite color: Green. It is the color of my eyes and one of my House's colors.
Relatives include Astoria, my sister. And Scorpius Malfoy is my nephew. I hope to possibly create a family of my own one day.

Background:
UW has really created my character. Being unmentioned throughout almost the entire series, there isn't much to start from. I am kind to all houses, although I am a Slytherin. I realize some of you have something against Slytherins, and for good reasons too. But I assure you, we are not all like that. Whenever alcohol is included, I can be a bit of a party animal and embarrass myself or do things I regret. I apologize for any kind of behavior such as. I've made friends with other Hogwarts students because of UW. Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and Slytherins. I haven't formed any [real] romantic relationships. Why, I don't have a clue.

Sirius' Intro

A small About Me:

Yo, I'm Sirius Orion Black. I am an illegal dog animagus, my family (as in the Blacks, not Sarah's family) are all evil and disturbingly related. I'm a Marauder. My most prized possesion is my bike, which I'll have you know HAS BEEN SANATIZED. FINALLY. NO THANKS TO *SOME* PEOPLE. *Glares at Lily and James*

Some random things about your character (as in, favorite food, favorite color, relatives)

My favorite food is bacon (duh, whose ISN'T?!). My favorite color is purple, like my chat font (All UW members should know what that looks like). My relatives...Oh dear Merlin, my relatives... There's lots. But as for immeadiate family, I'm married to Remus and my stepson is Teddy. I also talk to my cousin, Bella, a lot. More random facts: Sarah reads waaaay too much for her own good, and I like rock music, with or without a W. Also, FTW means Free The Whales.

Background. What's happened to your character since you've registered on UW (or UC)?

Well, I got married, went from having four friends to having, like, twenty, made up with Bella for killing me, wrote a song for a no-longer-valid ship, actually felt popular, and discovered Hetalia and Shoebox, thanks to Lily. So yeah, a lot.

James' Introduction

A small about me:

Hey everyone! I'm James Potter or Prongs, and I'm 21... but I've been dead for 29 years. So technically, I'm 50... but...

Anyways, Voldemort killed me in October of 1981, along with my super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot wife, Lily.

In short, I'm a Marauder (one of the original ones) along with Remus Lupin (Moony) and Sirius Black (Padfoot). There were four Marauders.... but we don't talk about the fourth. I was a Gryffindor when at Hogwarts... OH and I was Head Boy in 7th year.

Some random things about your character (as in, favorite food, favorite color, relatives)

Favorite food: EVERYTHING. I love food too much to choose one certain food. ^_^

Favorite color: Green, or red. Green is the color of Lily's eyes, and her hair is a really bright red and I love it.

Relatives: Lily, wife; Harry, son; Lily Luna, granddaughter

Hobbies: Sarcasm, and causing general mischief. Oh, and I suppose being a git, as Lily likes to say.

Background. What's happened to your character since you've registered on UW (or UC)?

Well, apparently I'm going to be a father again... not sure exactly how that happened. But, who cares! I'm excited ^_^

I'm going to be renewing my vows with Lily, and this time we'll be having a proper wedding. Last time we just went to Town Hall.

Aside from that, I'm pretty chill. Maraudering as usual with Remus and Sirius... the usual.

Teddy's introduction.

A small About Me
Well, I'm teddy. I'm 12 and currently in my second year of Hogwarts. My mum and dad are Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin. I'm a metamorphmagus like my mum, so I can change what I look like at will with just a thought!

Some random things about me
Well, my favorite color is light blue. I usually have my hair like that, even though it's naturally black. I hang out a lot at the Potter's and the Weasley's houses. I was born after Easter, about a month before the Battle of Hogwarts where my parents died.

Background. What's happened to your character since you've registered on UW (or UC)?
Well, nothing much. I just found out that my dad and Sirius are getting together. It was a bit obvious though.

Parvati's Introduction

• A small About Me

Hey there! I'm Parvati Patil, and I'm 29 years old. I was a Gryffindor during my Hogwarts years, but my twin sister Padma was a Ravenclaw. My best friend was Lavender Brown, and our favorite subject was Divination. We loved Professor Trelawney, the spaz that she is. I went to the Yule Ball in my 4th year with Harry Potter. I was in Dumbledore's Army in my 5th year. I fought in the Second Wizarding War against Lord Voldemort. Apparently, my sister and I were the best looking girls in our year at Hogwarts.

• Some random things about your character (as in, favorite food, favorite color, relatives)

Favourite food: Homemade cookies. Chocolate chip, preferably.
Favourite colour: Coral or peach.
Relatives: Padma Patil, my twin sister.

• Background. What's happened to your character since you've registered on UW (or UC)?

Well, other than connecting with my amazing Unrelated Family, since I joined UW I have become best friends with Angelina Johnson in particular. Other than that... I am looking for a boyfriend, but I have yet to find one. Yeah, that's about it. I'm pretty canon.

Lily's Introduction

Alrighty, here goes:

Ignore the discolorations on the dress, please. Photoshop doesn't like me D:

• A small About Me

Well, I'm Lily Evans-Potter, and I'm 21 years old. I've been so for 29 years. It's nice when you don't age. I don't age because I'm dead. Voldemort killed me on Halloween of '81. He killed my gorgeous husband James as well. It was pretty depressing, actually, watching Harry's life up here, not being able to help... (Harry's my son. If you didn't know that, you really need run to the nearest library/bookstore and get yourself the Harry Potter Series). I went to Hogwarts from 1971 to 1978. I was a Gryffindor and Head Girl. 

• Some random things about your character (as in, favorite food, favorite color, relatives)

     Favorite food: chocolate covered strawberries. Or caramel candies.
     Favorite Color: the color of the night sky.
     Relatives: Harry (my son), James (my husband <3), and Lily (my granddaughter)
     Hobbies: reading and other 'nerdy things' as James so eloquently puts it.

• Background. What's happened to your character since you've registered on UW (or UC)?

I'm pregnant. Which was actually quite shocking because I didn't know the dead could get pregnant, but I think it has to do with souls or something... *shrug*
Besides that... James and I are having a wedding at some point (vow renewal, since our marriage was at Town Hall). Anything else that's happened to me on UW? Nope. I'm pretty canon... At least, in my opinion. I feel like the 'mother' of the site sometimes. *eyeroll* 

An Unrelated Introduction

Hello, Muggles! This is Unrelated Wizards (a group of HP RP).
I'm Lily Evans-Potter, one of the admin on our  website, http://unrelatedwizards.forumsmotion.com/forum.htm]. It may be chaotic here... but when is it not? Everyone will do an introduction for you. All post *will* be in character (our UW character that is). It doesn't have to be Canon, however, it cannot be about your actual self. Save that for the website.


Alright, UWers, ready for your first posting requirements?
You must have:

• A small About Me
• Description of yourself (a picture will work just fine). 
• Some random things about your character (as in, favorite food, favorite color, relatives)
• Background. What's happened to your character since you've registered on UW (or UC)?

That's all! I'll create a new post about myself later. This is just our introduction!
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns all of the characters (except for Ginny's many children. And my child on the way).