I have had to put up with that blasted motorbike for more than 14 years, and never once have I seen anything "wicked" about it. Actually, I have, if we're using wicked in the older sense of DEMONIC.
The bike is EVIL. It truly is Satanic. For example, it's illegal. There is literally a law saying that Sirius' hunk of flying metal is a no-no. Another reason to hate it: I, being the extreme rulelover that I am, will not stand for this blatant disregard for the laws. It's... well, it's UNLAWFUL.
Second of all, do you know what his favorite thing to do is on that bike? Well, YES, THAT, but we don't need to go into that *blushes*... No. What I meant is he likes to chase birds. Now, that's not new for him; he loves to bark at those god-damn pigeons. But it's different on the bike. It's unjust to chase birds while on the cycle; What if he hits one? Then, the poor helpless little avian will fall to its death. Not a fun OR HUMANE way to go.
Another HORRIBLE thing about the bike: it's just another booster to Sirius' ego. I mean, he thinks he's sooooo hot sitting on that bike, hair falling in his face, most likely shirtless, a leg propped up on the bike's smooth, shiny metal, that cocking grin on his face, probably wearing some sort of tight pants.... Mmmmm.... that's hot...
WAIT. NO. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
*sigh* Okay, I see what some people mean when they say motorbikes are hot. But that does NOT mean I like the bike. Nope. Nuh-uh. No matter how many dirty things we do on that bike, I shall never prefer to keep that bike over getting rid of it. Never. Nope.
I'll gladly take the 'Demonic Bike' off your hands *snicker*. I though I was getting it anyway? As opposed to Sirius burning it, yeah?
ReplyDeletePsh, you know you love the bike <3. You dream about it. Tis your secret lover. Screw this 'Sirius-is-my-man' business, your in love with his mode of transportation. You sly dog *cough* I mean wolf.
XDDDD For an odd reason this amused me. It may just be Lilay's hyperness rubbing off though. ANYYYWAYYYYYYY. Uh I forgot...
ReplyDeleteI bet you and James'd love the bike, eh? Seeing as your already familiar with doing it on the thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat? No! I hate the bike! And what is this? Are you implying I would date a guy because of the way he gets around?
*blush* Must you? On the public internet? Oh, Remus, how the mighty have fallen. And it's quite a nice bike, not just for certain activities. It's all sleek and modern and extremely daring-looking. Perfect for your Gryffindor soul, eh? No, I'm implying you'd date a bike because of the way it gets around. Jeez, you read too much into my words, Remmiedear.
ReplyDeleteWhoa whoa whoa. Since when does Remus date the bike? I thought he was dating Siri. *blonde moment*
ReplyDelete'The mighty have fallen'? I could say the same for you. At least I don't shag on my best mates' cycles. *I* have the decency to do it on my lover's.
ReplyDeleteAnd I told you! I. Do. Not. Like. The. Bike!
*covers ears and runs in circles* lalalalalalalalalala
ReplyDeleteTrace: XD you're hilarious
ReplyDelete@Lilay I am hyper. But thank you XD
ReplyDeleteHOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IT WASN'T MY FAULT! JAMES SEDUCED ME!
ReplyDeleteShut up. I could mention things about you that would scar Trace's poor virginal ears. You, sir, lack much decorum lately. Sirius is rubbing off on you, literally and figuratively.
You. Love. The. Bike. You love the reckless feeling you get riding it. You love pretending to hate it, just so Sirius forced you to ride it more. You love sitting behind him, wrapping your arms around his waist, and complaining about it. You. Love. The. Bike.
Sure he seduced you.... sure...
ReplyDeleteI do. I know. I need to reestablish my upstanding reputation. Sirius has tainted me.
AND YOU, LILY POTTER DO NOT NEED TO BE TALKING ABOUT HIS RUBBING ON ME!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I SHALL NEVER ADMIT TO LIKING THAT BIKE! NEVER!
He did! He's James bloody Potter! He thinks he can seduce anything with a skirt on! I once saw him sweet talk a mannequin and I *swear* it giggled.
ReplyDeleteYOU JUST SAID YOU SHALL NEVER ADMIT TO LIKING IT. YOU JUST ADMITTED IT
*and then you went on about how rubbing in public bathrooms was wrong, especially if someone caught you. Especially if you were with someone else*
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
ReplyDeleteI DIDN'T ADMIT!!!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
SBP <3
YES YOU DID. YOU SO DID. I WIN. YOU KNOW I WIN. YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH THE DAMN AUTOMOBILE AND LOVE IT WHEN SIRIUS TAKES YOU OUT ON RIDES. ADMIT IT.
ReplyDelete*Do I rev your engine, Moony, eh, eh?*
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!
ARGH!!!!
*triumphant grin*
ReplyDeleteLily > Remus. I win. I always win. You should know this. For I am always right.
Sirius would disagree with that first statement.
ReplyDeleteOf course he would. However, James would disagree with Sirius.
ReplyDeleteWell, duh.
ReplyDelete*Just practically laughed his ass off reading this*
ReplyDeleteYOU *DO* LOVE THE BIKE! AHAHA I *HAVE* TAINTED YOU! I beg pardon, but lily is wrong. Neither of you win. I do. :D
No, I win, because in the end... the bike belongs to me, doesn't it *smirk*
ReplyDeleteLily: Since when?!?!?
ReplyDeleteDo you really want me to answer that? Ask your mate Prongs.
ReplyDeleteYou guys should know that I can read this. *sigh* I am NEVER riding that bike again.
ReplyDeleteLILY, NO WAY. I SPENT FIVE WHOLE DAYS SCRUBBING THE BIKE ENTIRELY CLEAN OF ANY POTTER STDS THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THERE. SO IM KEEPING MY NOW CLEAN BIKE WHICH IS SAFE TO RIDE.
ReplyDeleteTeddy: AGAIN??? WHO LET YOU ON THE BIKE???
ReplyDeleteSIRIUS: IDONOTLKETHEBIKE!!!!!
Remus: I let him drive it, blame me. ANDYOUDOLOVETHEBIKE.
ReplyDelete(Sarah's got a big dance in...23 minutes. Wish her luck! :D)
YOU LET HIM DRIVE???
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE A DEAD MAN, SIRIUS ORION BLACK!!!
ANDNOIDONOTIJUSTTHINKIT'SKINDOFHOTANDTHAT'SIT.
WHY THE HELL WOULD I HAVE STDS?!?!
ReplyDeleteLily: I said "Any STDs that MIGHT be on it."
ReplyDeleteRemus: IM SORRY!
Sirius: *I'M and No, no, it's okay.... I guess... I mean, you ARE his stepfather now... you should be able to have some power...
ReplyDeleteYou said any Potter STDS that might be on it! I DO NOT HAVE STDS. AND NEITHER DOES JAMES. *glare*
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