About Me:
I'm Draco Malfoy, and I was born June 5th, 1980, to Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. I began to attend Hogwarts in the year 1991 (however, I would've preferred Durmstrang), and I was sorted into Slytherin almost immediately. My "acquantinces" were Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle, and my on and off girlfriend was Pansy Parkinson...however, despite her affluency, she wasn't the most entertaining person. I cheated on her with my current girlfriend, Astoria Greengrass. Astoria and I have a son, Scorpius, who inherited my light blonde hair.
Random Facts:
Favorite food: ...I don't have one.
Favorite color: Green, of course.
Relatives: Lucius, Narcissa, ...Bellatrix, and others. I have a large extended family of pureblood wizards.
Background:
On UW, I have developed a horrible sex addiction, which I am slowly getting over with therapy. I also have had many horrible encounters with Cho Chang, who has made me fear the color lime green. I am quite flirtacious, and I really enjoy licking and winking at people.
You sound disturbingly sane and professional.
ReplyDeleteUm, wanna post something aboot your SON???! He's kind of important!
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